Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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