She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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