Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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