do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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