didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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