brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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