he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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