Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I touched a dick in church today
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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