If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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