Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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