she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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