Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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