Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Oh Jesus.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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