i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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