"it" just moved
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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