their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
This house was built for laser tag.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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