this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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