I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Someone signed my nipple.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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