Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think this conversation is over.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up