My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on