sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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