that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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