Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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