Sponge bath it is.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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