It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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