my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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