kristin has been a bad kristin
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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