I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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