You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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