i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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