its not stalking. its research.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she peed on how many people?
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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