Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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