whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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