its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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