Your favorite bartender is back from prision
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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