Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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