He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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