Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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