Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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