I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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