I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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