butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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