if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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