just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.