My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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