Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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