I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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