You smell like stripper and shame
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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