marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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