You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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