did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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