vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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