do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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