How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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