Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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