i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just want to make out with him forever
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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