she was so not down for the gang bang
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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