But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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