Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
How naked do you want me to be?
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