O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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